Definitions

Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.

Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.

LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy.

WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

Below was an encounter with a rich friend during a visit to his house sometime

Question: “What would you like to have …Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer: “Tea please.”
Question : “Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?”
Answer : “Ceylon tea.”
Question : “How would you like it ? black or white?” Question: ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?”
Answer:”Um,I’ll take it black.”
Question: “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?”
Answer: “With sugar.”
Question: “Beet sugar or cane sugar?”
Answer: “Cane sugar.”
Question:”White, brown or yellow sugar?”
Answer: “Ooh, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water or still water?”
Answer: “Mineral water.”
Question: “Flavoured or non-flavoured ?”
Answer: “Leave it I’m OK”.
I simply got up and left.