Bad Hair Day

I almost reached a final decision to cut my hair.
After taking off the braids I used for xmas and new year, my hair was looking worse than a gorilla’s own. It was all tangled and I couldnt even run a comb through it.

Well, my sweet momma had to do the combing for me after I carried the hair like that for over two days. hehehe.

By now y’all would have been seeing me with gorimapa

Anyway, tomorrow is Valentine’s day, a day for lovers.
I know y’all are planning to have lots of fun.

AIDS is real, dont forget to wear a CONDOM.

HAPPY VALENTINE

Response to UnNaked’s Meme

I thought it will be nice if you all read the response UnNaked gave to my “Psychic Tag”

I dont know how he came about that but I’d like to note that 95% of what he said is actually true.

Funny isn’t it? Actually its amazing how we humans subconciously give answers to questions without knowing that someone else could actually read “in-between-the-lines”

My Everyday Harrasment

Since the motorcycle ban in Calabar, it has become very difficult for me to go out, and visit friends. I was trekking down to the bus stop (where I could get a bus or taxi to my destination). I got there and stood waiting for the next available bus/taxi.

While waiting, there was a guy (looks middle-aged) standing right beside me. He spoke to me (Until he did, I didn’t even notice him before then)

Here is the conversation that went on between me and him:

Guy: Fine girl please excuse me

Me: Yes? How may I help you?

Guy: (Speaking in Pidgin English now and gradually walking away asking me to follow him) Come first make I tell you something

Me: “see me see trouble o” What is it that you have to say that you can’t say unless I follow you?

Guy: Ok, leave now since you no want make I help you

Me: Hissing seriously. (Imagine the sick ass nymph)

Imagine if I had been stupid enough to follow this sick idiot, I wonder what would have become of me, I probably would have regretted ever going out that night if I succumbed to his tactics.

This is how most girls get missing every day and parents would begin to worry about them and even cry when their wards fail to show up. May God help us.

This second conversation was between me and another silly guy who thought we ladies are now empty brains.

(I am walking on the street now and he passes by)

Stranger: Excuse me please

Me: yea? (Am actually thinking he wants to ask for directions to a place or something)

Stranger: Good afternoon

Me: Good afternoon? (With a questioning look on my face)

Stranger: My name is David* please what’s yours? (Names have been changed)

Me: (Getting angry now as I have been standing in the scourging sun for minutes with a worthless mungu) you stopped me all because you wanted to know my name?

Stranger: Yes. I just want to know you. Actually I like you and I want to be your boyfriend.

Me: (Furious now) you are such an idiot (I begin to walk away. Funny enough, he follows me)

Stranger: Please wait now, I just feel like to know you

Me: (thinking out loud, this sick ass mofo can’t even speak damn good English)

To end this embarrassment, I had to take a wrong turn, enter a shop even when I had no cash on me, the idiot actually waited, but then he got tired and left. You have no idea how relieved I was.

A few days back, I was going on my own to only God knows where. Ok I think I remember I needed to replace the batteries of my mp3 player. There I was looking good in my jeans and fitted top.

I walk into the shop and ask the guy selling to give me finger batteries, one man walks in, sees me and begins to smile as if he was being paid to advertise his dirty teeth for close up to come clean him up.

He says:

Him: (rubbing my hand gently) my wife how are you?

Me: (Highly irritated) Shameless old man

This things has been re-occurring recently and believe me it hasn’t been funny at all. I can’t even walk on the road without being bugged by an idiot who doesn’t know where to start from to shape his life.

I guess thats the price you have to pay for being beautiful. May God help us.

UnNaked Soul’s Meme!

I was tagged by UnNaked Soul , So continuing the dreaded custom, here is my “Psychic Tag” according to Overwhelmed Naija Babe

Question 1:
Imagine you are in a desert (are you there?);
Now imagine a ladder (are you seeing it?);
Now what is the position of the ladder? i.e Lying down, Resting on something, Standing alone…
The ladder is resting on something.

Question2:
Imagine a horse in that same desert (are you there?);
What is the colour of the horse?
What is the horse doing?
It’s a brown colored horse.
It’s standing and starring at only God knows what

Question 3:
Come back to reality…
Give three reasons why you like water:
Water quenches my thirst,
It’s a vital part of our life everyday and
It’s a sign of hope in the desert.

Question 4: What is your favorite color?
Blue

Give the three reasons why you like that color.
It’s cool,
It’s sexy and
It suits my personality

Question 5: What is your favorite animal (Even if you don’t like, what would it be if you do?)
A Dog

Give three reasons why you like/would like that animal.
They are friendly
They protect
They are natural helpers

Question 6: Imagine you wake up in a white room with no door, and no window. What will be your first reaction?
How did I get here?

What will be your reaction afterwards?
I’ll sit on the floor and think of a means of escape!

Question 7: Without thinking, name two opposite sex names that are not your family member.

(1) B
(2) S

Question 8: Without thinking, name someone from your family member.
Jeremiah

Question 9: Name anyone, same sex or otherwise, that is not a family member.
Stevie

Question 10: List four of your favorite music title
(1) Footprints – Artist – TOK
(2) Slow Wind (Remix) – Artist – R.kelly featuring Akon and Sean Paul
(3) Say Goodbye – Artist – Chris Brown
(4) Too Little Too Late – Artist - Jojo

Question 11: List four of your favorite location/city.
(1) Paris
(2)Calabar
(3) Abuja
(4) Canada

Last One: Arrange these animals according to your preference: Tiger, Sheep, Cow, Monkey, Eagle
Monkey
Eagle
Sheep
Cow
Tiger

Oya UnNaked, find your way to my blog fast fast before I skin you alive!

 

 

 

Me, Myself and I (Part II)

Continuing from where I stopped a few days ago.

After reading some comments made by some of my readers I concluded a lot of you just don’t know the real me.

A blogger Endi said I will eventually do all the girly stuffs as time goes on. Well sorry to disappoint you Endi, that doesn’t work with me. I don’t have the time to apply colors on my face, I dont have the time to paint my nails. They are beautiful the way they are. I love my self as me: Natural ME. Unless you are talking about the big day, which of course will be my wedding day. I may, use a lil bit of these things but not to an extent which I will get attached to them.

Another blogger A Dollar a Day aka Orikinla asked if I have never lived a double life and told a lie before. we all tell lies, even YOU and I have never lived a double life before. In the case of relationships, if I don’t want to have anything to do with you, I simply say so and if that hurts and you can’t deal with it, I usually leave it up to that person to sort himself out. I really don’t care less after that. Thats ME

Back to the topic of the post.

I am not the girly type of girl (if you understand what I mean) I communicate more with the guys than girls. When I said I have temper tantrums, actually my temper is usually more displayed when am pissed of by someone of the same sex and not someone of the opposite sex. I am a lover of animals (dogs and cats).

I love doing extraordinary things. I love to write, I love to play, and most times I love ere kpa (It means rough play). I’d rather spend 99.9% of my time in front of a computer than spend my time at a jewelry store down the street.

Most times I’d rather be quiet than say something because I fear it might hurt the next person. I could be offended by someone but I always tend to keep quiet about the whole issue depending on the level of offence. I get bored by people easily. I trust easily and let me just add on a side note that I fall in love easily too but that does not make me a flirt.

I have lots of hobbies and I tend to rhyme with someone who shares my kind of passion and not someone who’ll expect me to roll along with silly projects that doesn’t not even interest me one bit.

I am an Introvert and an extrovert; which means that I am a shy person and I am concerned primarily with my own thoughts and feelings and I am also a person that’s concerned primarily with the social environment.

I have big dreams, dreams I know I can achieve. I believe I can make a difference in this world.

This is the ME that most of you don’t know, this is the ME that is being underrated and underestimated by many. This is the ME that will be one of the world’s greatest women alive!