It’s Valentine!

Yes, It’s Valentine. Another February 14th. A day for lovers. A day boys spend money on girls. A day where girls sit in front of their doorsteps waiting to receive all the Valentine specials. Abi I lie? lol

Ok. Enough of the jokes abeg.

Honestly I think Valentine is often overrated by so many people. Why do we all have to wait till February 14th of every year before we can do a little special something something for our partner?

I believe everyday is Valentines day for true lovers. They really dont have to wait till a certain day before they can prove to their loved ones in a certain way that they do love them.

And yes oo, lest I forget, its a day where some boys/guys (of course the useless ones) request for that thing, of course we all know what am talking about. Want me to spill it in black and white? Ok. Its a day where some boys request for sex in return for the presents and all the chocolates (even if dem no talk am, the fact that he wants to touch you after giving you those expensive things should ring a bell in your *****)

Abi na lie?

Its on that day you’ll see all sorts of things.

Like I always say, if you cant stay away from having a little fun with your partner (you know some people call it the thank you present and its often tagged as SPECIAL), please use that little thing the whole world knows as CONDOM.

HIV/AIDS and STD’s are real. And we all know there is no cure to most of these things.

So, PLAY SAFE

           HAPPY VALENTINE EVERYONE.

The Love Bug - The Basketball Coach

I arrived the basketball court at about 9am one Saturday morning, putting on my favorite pink and black colored track suit which had a real cool design on the ass of the trouser that said “GANGSHIDI” which I always love to show off.

I arrived the court panting because I jogged all the way from my house to the court. Of course I was late as usual!

There I was coming from afar and looking ahead, I saw him with a big smile plastered on his face. He is my basketball coach!

Getting to the court to begin the game, he draws closer to me and whispers in my ears “I miss you”. I stood there, in the middle of the court, completely dumb founded. Not because he said he misses me but because this man is married with 4 kids and his first daughter is probably in ss1 or ss2 right now!

Another Saturday morning, I was at the court again, this time fully dressed in my balling shorts and sleeveless t-shirt. I arrived the court earlier than he did so I began to practice my jump shots and then he came, we were playing a little one on one before other members of the team arrive and he was looking distant, I was kinda concerned so I took a time out and asked what the problem was, he then told me “I’m trying so hard not to fall in love with you”.

Shuo, see me see wahala oo. At this point am thinking “Is he sane”.

Then last week Saturday before I got pissed of and left the court, he looked at me in a strange kind of way and I asked,

Me : Coach, wettin happen?

Him : Nothing I just de look your lips.

Me : (Surprised) whats wrong with my lips? Is something on it?

Him : No. Wetin you de use for your lips?

Me : Nothing. You don ever see me with make up? Why you de ask?

Him : They look succulent.

Chei, I wan explode.

That afternoon after the game, we all went out to have a few drinks (Including some basketballers), we got to our destination and we ordered. Everything went cool until when we left to go back to our various homes, he was driving so he had to drop us all before he could go. While we were on the road he said “Queen, everyone at the court says I am tripping for you” though I simply laughed at the statement, I was kinda shocked to know other player had noticed all that has been going on.

All of a sudden he screams, “Now I’m saying it loud and clear so this players here can hear me : I am in Love with you!. I love you!”

At that moment, I was SPEECHLESS. But at the same time, at the back of my mind I was saying “e be like say you don de kolo, you de craze”

Then he turns to look at me, and guess what, he brought out his tongue to do a kind of licking motion. Damn! it was gross.

I knew everyone will drop before me so I made up a flimsy excuse that I needed to check up on someone close to the court before I can go home. Yeah, he fell for it.

He did drop all of us in the same location but still managed to ask me how we were going to hang out.

That man no get shame at all o

I said, “Sir, I dont know, I’m kinda busy this days at home and I barely have the time for myself”

He says, dont worry, I will work something out.

Looking at the time on my phone I pretend to be late and told him I had to go. He looks at me again and says “I am missing you”

I guess its high time I find myself a female team to play with and a female basketball coach!

This is one horror I wont love to see repeat itself!

Bad Hair Day

I almost reached a final decision to cut my hair.
After taking off the braids I used for xmas and new year, my hair was looking worse than a gorilla’s own. It was all tangled and I couldnt even run a comb through it.

Well, my sweet momma had to do the combing for me after I carried the hair like that for over two days. hehehe.

By now y’all would have been seeing me with gorimapa

Anyway, tomorrow is Valentine’s day, a day for lovers.
I know y’all are planning to have lots of fun.

AIDS is real, dont forget to wear a CONDOM.

HAPPY VALENTINE

Which Group Do You Belong?

Today I discovered the difference between two things which are : Falling in love and Growing in Love. Which one do u belong to?

When you Fall in Love, u will definitely fall out of love, but when u GROW in love, you grow in understanding and wisdom.

So I am tempted to ask again, which of these applies to you.

I guess after reading this, we will change our way of reasoning cos it has helped me to change my own way of reasoning.

Formally I used to fall in love, but I now begin to grow in love. Try it, it helps